3.17.2011

<\B blurgsport [aka I HAVE MOVED]

you are too homely and timeconsuming to update I AM MOVING IN WITH TUMBLR, THE PRETTYGURL NEXT DOOR. she is easy to use and bakes me cookies . _.


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1.22.2011

stickers! at! cafe con leche! :DDD

I WILL FOREVER EMOTE IN MY BLURGTITLES! WOW! LOOKIT THESE BABIES!




i am SUPERFREAKINEXCITED about these! inechi is such a darlin, never forgettin bout my slugbutt after all this time. i've been sittin on a couple of these for a little though, and now they're ripe for the pickin I SET THEM FREE OUT INTO THE WILD, YOURE FREE, FREEEEEEE




flameboy and flameburd, friends forever. flowers for algernon. a prop and primmer birdeer, pleased to meetcha. :DD just the new ones here, the other two are oldiesbutgoodies i am still (MIRACULOUSLY) fond of. so, enjoy this post, feedingeyes, there will never again be two in a day <>__<> NEVER AGAINNN

headbud speculation and a tardy duck V:


daydreamin bout having a better camera and bugfeelers on my head. i really do need to break the habit of getting suckedinto each and every thing i put down on paper. i can never simplysketch something, i start and blink and hours have passed i'm covered in marker and the paper is soaked through with everycolorimaginableee!!! upon laying down the initial lines i tend to treat the thing like it's a coloring book, apparently. o __o which isn't so bad in EVERY aspect, those kind of tendencies just keep me from practicing regularly. also, i realized i hadn't ever posted my 2010-2011 holiday card here, so BAHMF:


i didn't get to customize them asmuch as i wanted due to moneycraps, but it IS a fatburd so i am a happypants. (: ALRIGHT i'm keepin this one short because i have another something to speakabout that deserves its own entry :^DDD!

1.04.2011

these are all food related and none actually edible unless you have pica (:

extraterrestrial pancake man
OH HOW TRAGIC IT IS TO HAVE LANDED YOUR SPACESHIP
ON BIGFRANKS DISH
. __.

the gardenhead mentions that this guy here would prolly make for a pretty solid children's story, and i was already thinkin as much so that verywellmay happen in the future. i've definitely wanted to make childrens books for yearsuponyears now, so PFT WHY NOT V:

peachplumpear fruits inspired by the song of the samename by joanna newsom, fingerstringqueen. i feel like the stuff i draw is always so heavily reliant on my inking, that maybe it wouldn't be as recognizable as my own without it. or just not as good or something. these and similar thoughts have lead me to the belief that i should push myself outside of these comfortrealms and try new things out. nextup: ACRYLIC. cause, DAMN i've had these white vans in a box for like two years now and they need some friggen paint. u ⌂u

THE YOLKER, COURT JESTER AND CHAMPEEN OF... YOLKS D: in all seriousness, s'what i'd totally dub myself were i court jester to the king and whatnot. i found a buncha drawings that were just BEGGING me to befinished. i'm alright with leaving somethings to the dust--there's alot of stuff i started on, forgot about, then came back months later only to nolonger like the thing enough to go on with finishing it. these few half-inked or only penciled paperpeople need to be saved, though. on the other hand, i have a weird, uneasy feeling about going back to work on older stuff. i forever feel like i should place my time to something FRESH, that littlevoice back there is irking at me to start something new because i can do muchbetter than i could months before. and while, yes, i do believe that voice because time is partnered with practice which does nothing but benefit me, there are concepts and ideas i simply cannot abandon. there's meaning there i can't let go of.

ahbut, feels good to finally crack myself down on the old arts. gonna try to post stuff everyday, at least sketches or progress of whatever i'm working on if it's something big. then again, i DO like things to be released into the wild as SURPRISES. s'why i usually don't do progress shots or anything. surprise is wise and morebest than the rest :^D

WHELP off to craft up the mines. or draw. its always one of those <>__<>

12.07.2010

i haf sickface

so this will be short and sweet. click on the pics to my their matching uploads on flickr to read more about em, if you wish. (:



i feel silly uploading things to multiple places sometimes but do it anyways since i know different people prefer to view stuffs at different places. swhy im on deviantart, flickr, tumblr @__@ i have twitter too, but im not sure what to do with that thing. i can only internet so much! i care about this space firstandforemost though--it feels like my own little hideawaycove that other peoples can sail to on a whim and indulge in the shapesandcolors living inside me. there was a long period where i stopped sharing and posting online though, so i feel things arent as intimate as id like them to be. i have to update more and fill it all up like a satisfied tummy, even if theres not many people stopping by to share these things with me. myhead is full of sick and all i can think about is minecraft and drawing so AWAY WE GOOOO

11.19.2010

shirts and stickers on the redbubble train! CHOOCHOO


ive decided to put the shirt designs ive made up on red bubble! :^D they use 100% cotton american apparel shirts, and have the widest selection of shirt colors available of all the shopjoints out there. and STICKERS TOO! STICKERSSSS :DDDDDD i can make anything into stickers! soawesome. their layout is a little weird though--if you select a design right from the profile it only shows the shirt option. you have to select "view all clothing" and then choose designs from there to have the tab at the top show up, which has the sticker and kids clothes buttons ripe for the clickin. hopefully it isnt TOO confusing but yes. EXCITEMENT. my pickleriders design is featured on their front page today too, which made my morning an extremelyhappy one :^D check out this screenshot i took:


its probably not as cool/special as i think it is but ohwell. happypants ANYWAY :DDD today is a good oppositeday to yestertimes when my creeper shirt was dropped from the running on threadless. i thought that might happen, seeing how youd have to be familiar with the game to understand what the shirts about, and to appreciate my rendition of the greenman. im pretty fond of him though--i just wish the cobblestone blocks were more clear in the shirt view on the site. im sure theyll look fine on the shirt but i dislike crap being misrepresented. B: anywho, here we go:


i dig the leggies most of all. spindly like a spider, optimally formed for the besterest sneakin and creepin. <>__<> AHHOKAY i am leaving you now, my dearest blorg. imust have myself a stretch and a sandwich, for all this phalangical movement has left me FAMISHED.

11.17.2010

NOT minecraft related ))):

i drewed up this nifty thang out of watercolors i carelessly splotched down in my sketchbook. its sofun to do that "findingshapes and forms and makingscenes thing" in no-thought randomblurb colors. i havent done it in a while, and its something i always enjoyed doing eversince i was a weeone SO HERE WE HAVEIT.


I AM BEING PRODUCTIVE TODAY because idont have my laptop! its broken! its a defective model! and hp didnt recall it and instead just extended their warranty by a year! im boned! :^D its been overheating since a few months after i got it, which was about two years ago. it gets incredibly hot from normal use and shuts down unless i have an external fan running underneath it, and even when i DO it still overheats and turns off like once a week on average. i forgot i had a protection plan with bestbuy (which i got cause im clumsy as eff and know i am prone to breaking any/everything) until recently, took it there and itll be back to me in about three weeks. the dood who helped us said he was surprised i got it to last that long and that i could get it to run photoshop at all, andalso told me i musta taken awesomecare of it :^DDD SO IT WASNT MY FAULT. i was glad to learn that i do not have hands of fail. the heatsink was bustedcrap and there are other major flaws with the model, apparently. i will never purchase another hp anything again. ill make due with my fixed dud until i can afford a new laptop, which i will probably get from newegg. B:

butyeah, guess ill be doing alotmore drawing and alotless internetting. which is good. i startoff researching something and then WHEWBOY am i easily distracted. i have puppy genes. im using the good ol gardenhead setup right now though, which is weird cause he uses this monsterouslyHUGE tv as his monitor so im constantly zooming in on everything cause its waaaay over there o__o my eyessss @___@ okay so im gonna eat this here honeycrisp apple, sittin on these cleansheets i just pulled from the dryer and made the bed with THEY SMELL LIKE FRISKYFIELDS OF FRAGRANT FOLIAGE. or tide, one of those for sure V:

11.06.2010

tmnfatty

my little brothers birthday passed recently. he turned 10. hes been asking me to draw him as a ninja turtle since he was like three. considering the occasion, i finally gave in. BEHOLD THE FUNKIEST RABBIT IN ALLHIS MAGNIFICENCE V:


okayso ninjaturtleanthony surflying through the sewers on the back of his dog tomo--that is what youre seeing here. those green puffsmokeclouds are stank propelling fumes o _o yes so moving on.

i called him on his birthday and we had an hourlong conversation about books, poop, videogames, and HIS JOURNEY THROUGH PUBERTY. which was awesome okay so like. he got really excited when he got pubes a while back, he kept calling them PUBICS though :^D so talking on the phone with him he brings them up and then starts talking about this superlong one he has that he is particularly fond of:

"OH MAN IM LOOKIN AT IT RIGHT NOW ITS RIDICULOUS YOU HAVE NOIDEA /insanelaughter"

then he starts counting his armpit hairs and its weird cause apparently he has about 38 under one arm and only 4 under the other o __o iduno what happened there but i was laughing and he goes "HAY DONT MAKE FUNNA ME IM SENSITIVE ABOUT IT YOULL HURT MY FEELINGS" to which i reply somethinglike "HAHA NO YOURE NOT YOU THINK ITS FREAKIN FUNNY V:" and he goes "oh yeah you got me lolol"

he is so weird i love him fifty elephants full of love j 3j


ps here are some great pictures of him:



/brotherlove

just finished something for the gardenheadmomma but i forgot to scan it before i handed it over to her so OOP itll have to wait a few more days before any of the internets sees the thing. ah well B: OFF TO DRAWWWWWWWand watch mark play supermeatboy for five hrs V:

10.14.2010

new shirtdesign AND MOAR V:


ive got another shirt design up at threadless! click the happyfluffy bunnycloud to hop on over to the voting page :^D and HERE for a larger view! i feelreally good about this one--iwas disappointed the pickleriders got such a low score BUTALSO understand that it was prolly weird to most people who therefore arent soeager to wear it on their frontplace V: ahwell. iwouldnt mind at all if i didnt really need the moneys right now, which is why i set aside webcomicworkings to put my time+energy to things that will earn some more immediate dough sos i can pay bills and crud. soon as me and the gardenhead are more financially stable i can get backtowork on the comic and otherprojects i have in mind! n__n im otherwise prettyhappy, money is the only true stresser in my life rightnow.

hmm, iguess i havent updated this in a while, as theres been some other stuff i drewed since lastpost. not that it matters muchly since i update flickr and deviantart pretty frequently but LESSEE HERE V:

fig. 1: a selfportrait of sorts. imean, my hair isnt greenYET. cause of the poorbutts situation and all. plus im growing it out tooooo but. i want it to fade from brown to greens so it has this neat thing going on where it looks like its turnin to moss. IT WORKS REALLY WELL IN MY HEAD ATLEAST. not thatmy head hasnt been green or anyother color of the spectrum at onepoint or another but i got this super specific image up in my thanktank i hopeihopeihope i can achieve. but yeeeah im prettysure i got my creepface down real good here.

THIS would be a tattoo commission i finished recently (for a friendlykindfolk gentleman) that im actually very proud of. yahsee, i dont often sketchout stuff as a preliminary--what i draw stays on onepaper from pencil to ink to colors. this time though, i thought id be all professionalike and start with a smallsketch on some lined paper sos i wouldnt wear down the good watercolorpaper with all that erasin later on. HOOHOOH WHATTAYAHKNOW the sketch came out more or less spoton perfect in both mine and the gentlemans eyes, and i was left to upscale that image EXACTLY freehand. NEVER EVER AGAIN I PROMISE because i hadto draw that thing like threetimes til i got it right and istill like the tinydeerhead a babybit more. here is the sketch that has tormented me so--LOOK AT IT LOOK:


<>_______<> BURNINHELL DEVILTWINS <>_______<> its cool though, cause ilearned a thing or two, itwas good practice. im awfully grateful for all the commission work ive been getting lately, it helps IMMENSELY. honestlytruly. im even drawing stuffs for marksmomma! secrethiiiings. andand OOP my amazinglittlebrothers birthday is coming up, i know exactly what imma draws him! SO EXCITEDJDSFDSFD :DDD ill prolly start on that tomorrow. ikindawanna take some pictures of the bikers here for him too BECAUSE IT IS GODDANG BIKETOBERFEST I AM SO DOUBLEXCITED #___# i live in this little town thats basically RIGHTNEXT to daytona SO SWEETASS i get to see gnarly old doods riding around everywhere on fathogs for a week :D! a buncha guys have like officedeskjobs and are all straightliving and whatnot and then for one week in theyear they put their bikes in a trailer, hitch em to the back of their cars and driiiiiive on down to florida for YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BIKETOOOOOBERFEST OWWWW SUCK IT TIES I BEEN GROWIN MY BEARD OUT FOR THREEWEEKS NOW IM OUTTA THIS PIECE TO GET WASTED IN DAYTONA REVEREVREV MY SWEETENGINE AND WATCH HOTCHICKS DANCE IN CAGES /yeseriouslyiswear.

okay im gonna go fiddle with my layout more cause EGADS i totallywrote more than enough for now. BUT THATREMINDS ME the new sherlock tvshow is pretty nifty sofar, steven moffat and mark gatiss of doctorwho are behind this reboot so its no joke. B) that is all.